Paris Hilton has a seriously saggy ass...

Paris Hilton has a seriously saggy ass. This girl cannot seem to keep her private parts private but then again no one would post her pictures if she did.

Jennifer Aniston Upskirt....

Jennifer Aniston gave us a flash of something, I'm not sure what but here is a look up her skirt. This photo is amazing to me, not because Jen spread 'em for the camera but for the astonishing fact that her thighs actually touch.

Lindsay Lohan's lawyer quit that bitch...

Lindsay Lohan is ranting and raving to anyone within earshot that she is going to appeal her jail sentence of 90 days. Hot on that debate, word has it that Lindsay's lawyer, Shawn Chapman Holley dropped her like it's hot. Or not.

Lohan's new attorney, Tiffany Feder-Cohen, is fresh off the press and new to lawyer land. I don't think Lindsay has a snowballs chance in hell at getting out of this mess. A little jail time and a lot of rehab might do her a little good. I believe Lindsay will just have to get through it and then she'll be back to her old ways. Maybe the next time she'll be a little wiser and a lot more discreet.

Coco could use a bikini wax or maybe even a razor...

Ice T's asstastic wife Coco was strutting her stuff on a Miami beach. If you look closely, okay even from a distance you can see Coco's pubes crawling out of that tiny bikini bottom. Who puts on something like that without a little lady-scaping?

And that ass! She swears it's natural but there has to be more to it than that. In any event, Coco would be just another rapper wife without it, no matter how she acquired it.

Jessica Biel has a fabulous ass....

Jessica Biel is a total bitch and she gets to screw Justin Timberlake (who in my opinion, lost a lot of his hotness after dating Cameron Diaz for so long) but one thing for sure, Jessica's ass is bangin'.

Jennifer Garner Baby Bump?

Maybe it's just the baggy clothes but it looks like something may be happening in Jennifer Garner's uterus. Those ugly pants are pretty low... I hope she has a boy this time, that would totally shake up the Garner-Affleck household.

Is Lindsay Lohan really that stupid?

As you know, Lindsay Lohan set off her SCRAM bracelet. How dumb is that? I would have to think a SCRAM would be pretty fool proof seeing as it is required by a court of law, and those judges don't play. I cannot imagine anything that would set it off besides a big shot of vodka, no matter what Lilo is Twittering about it being false.

They revoked her original bond and had another bond up for 200,00 bucks. Of course it was posted and that's a shame because Linds could have sat in jail until her court date in July. What is it going to take to get this crazy bitch to settle down?

Amy Winehouse has new meat...

Amy Winehouse has a new boyfriend, Reg Traviss. They were photographed together and it looks like Amy tried to clean herself up a bit. She can't seem to get away from those nasty ballet slippers. I think she wears them so she stays on the ground, too easy to stagger and drunkenly fall in heels.

Robert Pattinson Mug Shot

Here is Robert Pattinson's mug shot. Just kidding. He does look a little like a rapist in this shot. Or something like that. I don't get his whole hotness thing. I guess I'll have to rewatch Twilight as I was pretty buzzed the first time and I don't remember much.

Jennifer Lopez gives good face...

Jennifer Lopez looks different in this shot. Something looks off. I wonder is she's playing around with botox or something.

Salma Hayek & Dora

I thought they made over Dora The Explorer into a preschool sexy vixen. She looks the same here. Maybe it's just Salma Hayek's hotness blasting all the sexy off Dora.

Jessica Simpson needs a booby guard...

Jessica Simpson knows who her friends are. Ken Paves always has her front.

Katy Perry Upskirt

What does Katy Perry do to stay relevant when people stop talking about her and weirdo boyfriend Russell Brand? Flash some panties. Works every time.

Lady Gaga in NYC

Lady Gaga looks cold and I'm sure she is. She's in New York in this photograph and it is rather chilly.

All of us New Yorkers braced for the huge blizzard heading our way. By morning we had maybe 3 inches of snow here, more in other places. Oh, well. I was expecting a lot hoopla.

Alicia Keys Butt in a Bikini...

Alicia Keys has a fairly decent ass. That's about the only nice thing I can think of to say about her.

Frankly, she annoys me. She has this holier than thou attitude, a sneer in nearly every photograph... even her ass is smirking. Right here. See it?

Her music is ridiculous. When I listen to music I'd like to be entertained. If I want to hear a song based purely on showcasing your talent I'll go watch American Idol. For the most part, I find her a bit pitchy, I mean bitchy.